The Man is still keeping us down
Parker’s Market Downtown, Starbuck’s, hell, even Gallery Esxpresso, all turned me down when I asked to put a band poster in their window space to advertise for our show at Livewire.
When I was turned down at Starbuck’s I jokingly (but with feeling) exclaimed “Corporate Bastards!” at their recitation of a ridiculous policy that bars any band posters advertising a show, that, holy crap!, has a cover charge!
I proceeded to Parker’s Market where the employee told me to take it up with Greg (Parker). So, I told him it was too bad he couldn’t offer a little window space to a local band made up of guys that have been pouring money into his store for years. LAME.
So, to assuage my anger I ventured on to Gallery Espresso and was directed to a bulletin board back by the bathroom that is great ad space to reach tourists with X-ray vision. LAME.
Now, of course the new bike/skate shop on State St. and Clothing Warehouse on Broughton didn’t even hesitate to say yes. Why? Because they are not LAME. They are savvy business owners who don’t waste time enforcing meaningless power-trip policies that short-change the same people that regularly use their business.
Long-time supporters of local music and just genuinely good people, Johnny and Gabbi at Zunzi’s would let you tape the poster to their shirts if you asked. They’re great.
It’s getting a bit tiring explaining to these lame-os that if you support local music it will support your business -- just ask the Chamber of Commerce of, oh, I don’t know, Athens or Boulder or Austin or Raleigh or Ithaca or Lafayette, Arkansas, or....
C’mon people, get your snooty heads out of your asses and stop being so lame. If a local musician asks to borrow some of your window space, the answer is always “yes”.Street Circus Symphony
Question from Down Under
I’m sorry to address this to you but I was unsure as to whom I should ask my question to.
I am looking for a local family of Savannah that I met when travelling through your beautiful city in late July last year, and I was wondering if there was anyway to put the word out through your newspaper.
I didn’t get the family members names, but I met them at Mrs. Wilkes and had a lovely meal with a mother with her teenage daughter and autistic son - their dad is in the police force. They were lovely, treated us like family, and secretly paid for my meal - then disappeared before I even knew what they had done, or had the chance to express my gratitude. I would just like to get the chance to thank some lovely people that I don’t know how to find.Stephanie WadeMelbourne, Australia
Editor’s Note: If anyone can help Stephanie, drop me an e-mail at email@example.com and I’ll forward it to her.
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